I'm tough!

Even though I'm only a foot tall, I still feel like I can take care of momuh and daduh.  Anytime I see anything out the back door or through the front window, I need to boof.  The doggies or people outside don't know I'm just a little pug.  All these wrinkles help me store up more boofs to scare the people and dogs away from my home.  After all, the worst thing that could happen to me is for something to happen to momuh or daduh.