Perspective

From my perspective on the world, most everything is huge.  Being only a foot high presents challenges in life that you can't even imagine.  Despite this, I feel the need to act as if things aren't ever a problem.  I know that someone will lift me up and carry me to wherever I need to be if I can't get there myself.  You see, I'm just that adorable and I know it.  This is why I do stinkerish things.  I know in the end that I can get away with it.  This isn't something that will go away with age either.  I'll just grow gray on my jowls and look more "distinguished."