Ah poop

So I haven't been a good little puppy lately.  It isn't my fault though.  You see, for as long as I can remember, momuh and daduh have been making me a gourmet breakfast every morning.  This consists of my kibble, pumpkin and psyllium husk.  I have major daub issues...  That's what momuh and daduh call it when I am relaxed and I kinda release some anal gland juices.  The combo of pumpkin and psyllium husk keeps my problems at bay for about a month until I show signs of needing to have them squeezed out by a vet (the usual of trying to get to my tookus or for other people's pups, dragging butt on the ground).  Thankfully I don't drag my tookus though!!  Anyway, due to the nationwide shortage of pumpkin, my schedule has been thrown off and as a result of this I've managed to "do work" in the house for two straight days.  Thank god for Amazon.com selling groceries online though cuz momuh and daduh ordered lots of pumpkin for me through them and soon I'll be back in tip-top shape.

I really didn't mean to "do work" on the carpet momuh and daduh, I promise...